Soiled Honey
If honey is golden and dirt is brown
Would it hurt if the two would drown?
Remaining pure is a difficult mission
Don’t soil her without permission
Got a short fuse, got a great muse
She’s used and abused
Yesterday’s news, now you lose
She’s in a crowd of Playboy nudes
Got short hair, a great derrière
Do you dare to treat her unfair?
Does anybody care, now you stare
At her page, lasciviously bare
The signs are there for a devil’s wake
She is all real, no flesh is fake
She’s untouched and very clean
A favourite patient — how obscene!
Got a short fuse, got a great muse
She’s used and abused
Yesterday’s news, now you lose
She’s in a crowd of Playboy nudes
Got short hair, a great derrière
Do you dare to treat her unfair?
Does anybody care, now you stare
At her page, lasciviously bare
She is borderline, she is lost
She’s in the limelight at what cost?
Taken her innocence and her sanity
A product of human urbanity
Got a short fuse, got a great muse
She’s used and abused
Yesterday’s news, now you lose
She’s in a crowd of Playboy nudes
Got short hair, a great derrière
Do you dare to treat her unfair?
Does anybody care, now you stare
At her page, lasciviously bare
