Scrambled Eggs

Bread is hard, eggs are green and spud is black
Red is lard, legs I’ve seen on mud’s love shack
My dog is my friend, I follow the suit yet outcast
Don’t jog, just pretend, I swallowed newt of bad past

Scrambled eggs

Call me insane, my head hurts, I don’t know
I bawl with pain, my red skirts won’t show
Sunday treat, go to park, lunch with the wings
Friday’s neat, made my mark, punch past flings

Scrambled eggs

What do you know? What do you know?

Teach me lessons, dress me nude, no more commands
Leech my questions, bless the lewd and their demands
I learn today what genitalia are for, no way
I burn and decay the paraphernalia, I score no pay

Scrambled eggs

I use a rubber, protect her, forget about self
I bruise like Flubber, detect cure, regret my wealth
No sense made, cry to her, must understand
Defence laid, fly for lure, trust rubber band

Scrambled eggs

This is life, taking orders, obey no rules
Bliss, no wife, flaking borders may form jewels
Love, mess, desire, hating control
Dove kiss a liar, debating his soul

Scrambled eggs

What do you know? What do you know?